I'm a little tense this election morning. I couldn't figure out what to eat for breakfast having just made so many decisions that will hopefully affect the outcome of our society, so I opted for pudding. The sugar rush REALLY helped the nerves. If you too need a little comic relief, check out The Onion.
There were too many good stories to highlight, ("Confused McCain Pretty Sure He Just Voted For Pat Buchanan," "Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President," "Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience") so here's the landing page: TheOnion.com