Wednesday, September 24, 2008
My favorite non-Onion story today
This may be my favorite straight news story of the day:
UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- Michael Douglas had to field questions Wednesday about the financial turmoil shaking world markets from reporters recalling his role in the 1987 film "Wall Street."
"And my name is not Gordon. He's a character I played 20 years ago."
Read the full, fully serious, non-Onion article on the LA Times site.
(Photo courtesy David Karp / AP)