For all my PCC basketball teammates who suffered through the Fresno game, and the subsequent newscaster jokes, I offer you this.
"There's the "agony of defeat." And then there's this women's ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0.
That's correct: 82 goals for Slovakia, none for Bulgaria. It was not the all-time record for futility, however; that is still held by Thailand, which lost 92-0 to South Korea in the 1998 Asia-Oceania U18 Championship." ~ ESPN
At least we got on the scoreboard.